Things about my CV that bother me

With grad school applications right around the corner, I figured I should update my CV.  In the process, I started feeling rally self-conscious about all the things I say I can do.  And while I don't want the admissions committees and PI's who are writing my letters to know that I spend most of my time bumbling around, hoping that the glassware I just broke wasn't too expensive, I figured that I could at least be honest with the internet...